In his two years at the Medium, Aristotle sought to "raise the roof," "bring the noise," but never ever "rock the boat". Aristotle enjoys many riveting things, such as writing thought-provoking fart jokes on Twitter and talking about tank tops. If you really want to get his attention, Aristotle welcomes any conversation about the Weeknd, Happy Endings and the unanswerable question of whatever happened to Mischa Barton.